Wanted: Sugar Daddy

So times are tough, money isn't flowing like it use to, and things are just so goddamn expensive. Yesterday I paid for my Chalupa at Taco Bell in all pocket change. There are just so many things I want to do, but alas just don't have the Benjamin's. For instance, I really really want to visit my dear friend Spike in London. (Yes that's his real name) A ginger headed tattooed mother fucker with the sweetest soul you'll ever meet. But.... I also need a new car, and then theres the whole rent thing that goes on each month.
Well fuck it. I'm tired of struggling, and plus there is soooooo many greedy gold diggers already out there who play the "No, I really love him.." card. Oh it has nothing to do with the fact that you now have a new Bentley or just went on a 5,000 Neiman Marcus shopping spree with his American Express Black Card. Oh and paying off my student loans would be a huuuuuuggggeeeee help.

So I'm not going to be picky about this, really you just have to have lots of cash, credit, a summer cottage in Tuscany preferably, but Monte Carlo will also work. He has to be willing to buy me things, and stick up for me when his same age as me daughter questions my motives. Oh and he has to love to travel to exotic places... a private jet would be cool too, cause I'm tired of sitting coach on Southwest next to crying babies and people who don't shut the fuck up.

I am my Sisters Groupie!

I know the title of this blog sounds like a bad lifetime movie... but anyways as I've mentioned a million times on my blog that my sister and good friend Josh are in this super cool band called Phantogram. I really do like their music... and I want everyone in the world to hear their shit! So I almost, almost peed my pants when my sister nonchalantly mentioned that she was going to play on Jimmy Fallon with special guest drummer QuestLove. Ahhhh... so if you happen to be up late, check them out. Feb 2nd on NBC.

Golden Globe Pictures? Nooo.. here is something better

Uhhhhhhhh..... I have been terrible with updating my blog. And for those of you that have chosen to stay around and read my shit, THANK YOU!! :) I'll be better I promise.. hopefully. So since it was the Golden Globes the other night (Ricky Gervais was hilarious by the way) I was going to post some pictures of all the awards fashions, and then came to the realization that there are 5,000 million other blogs doing the same thing. So I thought I would instead post some pics of some sweet & shitty tattoos. Enjoy!!! :)

pictures: theberry.com