Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Courtney Alexis Stodden, My New Hero



I know I haven't blogged for ages... laziness, work, alcoholism, moving,... I really don't have an excuse, call it writers block I guess.
I found a new hero and her name is Courtney Alexis Stodden aged 16, who made headlines earlier this year by marrying actor Doug Hutchinson who is 51. Not only that, she doesn't look like a 16 year old, plastic surgery rumors, sleazy outfits, and her sweet music video "Don't Put it On Me" of course caused controversy and made me immediately fall in love with her.
Sure, as pop culture junkie I was curious to see what this gem of elegance was all about and immediately she became my new hero. She calls herself "Old Hollywood Glam", I don't know what she considers old Hollywood glam...  endorsing Wet n' Wild makeup back in the 80's maybe.
But really besides her voice, what really put the hammer on the nail was how she doesn't give a fuck, she looks in the mirror and says "Damn, I look good. " And she knows her husband is a creep who is going through a serious mid-life crisis by the way she looks absolutely repelled by her serial killer looking husband when he tries to kiss her, I love how she makes her eyebrows really dark and dresses like a hooker who had a gift certificate from DEB. Plus have you read her twitter??? Helloooo!!!! She could so totally write erotic novels! This girl is multi-talented, what can't she do. Nothing. So you go girl....
Here are some of her fabulous "Tweets" and you're damn right I'm following her.



Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x

17 hours ago
 
Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs

20 Aug


Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

15 Aug


Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don't Put It On Me Girl

10 Aug